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Jan

What?! HP Never got no purfume!

So, you’ve got it… the assholes from Twilight are bringing out a “fragrance.”

Yay.

Seriously, it wasn’t all that good to begin with, and now THIS? I don’t quite understand the purpose of Twilight purfume, but whatever. I suppose they’re going to advertise it as the “smell of Edward Cullens breath” or “scent” or whatever that sickly sweet smell is that makes all the werewolves want to puke.

These people are so lucky that for all the air-headed and hopelessly devoted girls (and some even guys… *cough* Glenn *cough*) who will buy all the crap thrown at them.

Apparently there is more to come.

Hoo-fucking-ray.