medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
People are so dumb it sickens me.
One of the girls I work with swapped shifts to get the night off to babysit so her friend could go to a pole dancing class.
I’m not sure what it is, but something about that feels kinda wrong to me.
They handled this perfectly
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
The X Factor US is a lot like the singing version of The Hunger Games.
I love Simon Cowell: “Jeff, I’m not being rude, but you’re quite boring as a person.”
three word horror story: The beep test